The weirdest post I've ever made
This is quite certainly the weirdest post I’ve ever made, but it seems worth expressing.
For some reason, unknown to me, I have secured the reputation of a man who has sought and successfully seduced countless women who have crossed my 41 year path. I have not the faintest idea where this reputation comes from, but it’s fair to say I have been accosted with this accusation for some years.
So for the record I decided to work it out (and here comes the weird bit). I have slept with twenty-one women. In forty-one years.
The interesting aspect of this exercise was discovering that I remain friends, indeed some of my very best friends, with sixteen of these women. Of the five women I am no longer in contact with, one lives in Romania and one has very sadly died.
This is not, I suggest, the record of a man intent on casual encounters as he journeys through his life.
So the question arises: where does this reputation come from? What makes people think my behaviour is so radically different from the truth? I have no idea. Life is full of these marvellous mysteries.
posted by Neal Foster @ 11:46 AM
9 comments
9 Comments:
At least you can remember all their names.....lol
I wonder who your next victim is going to be?
Not me, because I'm spoken for unfortunately.
I am being censorored at the mo.
But you do appear to be very talented, compliment.
I do have quite a dry sense of humour, so I'll behave myself today.
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah! ;-)
My my Mr Foster,
Twenty-one women and counting.21 women!So roughly on average what's that?...one a year,depending on when you started.You're right, I can't possibly begin to imagine where this reputation comes from.
See you tonight Casonova.
9.41 pm don't be late!!!
lol!
21 women? that really isn't a bad number... however... perhaps the man doth protest too much!!
- perhaps tis really 210? who knows!
'Never trust a man who doesn't blush!' - although your post suggests you clearly do so i trust you.
of course i am assuming you didn't sleep with 21 women all at once! in some giant explosive orgy... then i could understand the reputation, even if it was just a one off.
Chris XD
Yeah, but how many men...?
Typical! This had to be post that got the most comment!
Speaking of women you've slept with, I really miss tooling around Los Angeles with that fantastic woman you introduced me to. I miss her very much, actually. And you, of course.... *sigh*
Jessica
Jessica, Jessica - where have you been! And when will I see you again?! And when am I going to get your news????!!
I think that must have been Naomie. Have you seen her latest in PIRATES 2? She's coming back to do publicity in LA for PIRATES 3 so drop me a line and I'll pass it on!
x
i love the pirates movies... i want to be pirate. :(
Well Schmoz, I have never done the business with a woman, just like I promised.
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