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Wednesday, August 15, 2007


I met Fiona tonight. She is seven. Fiona doesn't like her name because Fiona is also the name of the Ogre in Shrek. She seemed to perk up when I told her that 'Fiona the Ogre' was voiced by Cameron Diaz.

I asked Fiona what she was going to be when she grew up. A doctor? An astronaut? A scientist?

"I'm going to be a hot chick". Said Fiona.

Fiona then produced her handbag which contained seven different types of glitter lipstick.

She also told me she had over £100 in the bank.

I asked Fiona's mother to tell Fiona to call me in twenty years time.


At 9:38 PM, Blogger Christopher Barlow said...

when i was a kid i wanted to be a little mermaid.

surprisingly my father didn't mind. We even made a tail.

it's ok though, a few days later i wanted to be robin hood, but my friend demoted me to being little john because i was bigger than him.

then i wanted to be an artist.
Then an actor,
Then a chef
then i had a bout of wanting to be kyle minogue. That was quickly trampled upon when my mother descided hiding her dresses was for the best.

then, I eventualy settled for being an actor.

I must have been mad.

I could have made a killing as kyle minogue!



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